28 February 2007

observe random time

Everything you hear or read is hearsay. Always demand documentation.
The world's population is approximately 6,600,000,000. I am simply one person among the billions.
"Do not exceed the recommended dose. If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immediately." (Authorized personnel will promptly dispatch uniformed professionals in a flashing vehicle.)
Before signing legally binding documents always read the fine print.
"You may have already won $10,000,000.00!" (If it's too good to be true, it probably is; otherwise, strings are attached.)
The sun is hallow. It is filled with a million screaming infants, all blissfully oblivious of their existence.
When you speak you're repeating what you already know.
"Remember that your doctor has prescribed this medication because the benefit to you is greater than the risk of side effects."
"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS" (OR RUN LIKE HELL)
"FLAMMABLE Keep away from fire. Keep out of reach of children. Not for internal use. MADE IN USA"
Do not talk to strangers or actors portraying friends.
Lies and deceit have destroyed many a man.
"Exact change only. No change given."
"ROAD CLOSED AHEAD - FOLLOW DETOUR"
"Avoid Hell. Repent today. Trust Jesus."
"Take 1 tablet 3 times a day. If you miss a dose, use it as soon as you remember."
When speaking to another person, always maintain eye contact. Be wary of those who avoid eye contact; his or her movements should be scrutinized. Beware of suspicious body language (i.e. wandering eyes, nervous head and/or hand movements, crossed arms, restless legs, etc.).
The US Department of Justice reports 797,500 children were reported missing in a one-year period of time studied.
Everything you hear or read is chaos encoded into a conceivable language.

mc

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